It has recently come to the attention of the staff here at Nuclear Gopher that we have experienced a slight service interruption for the last 20 years. We are dreadfully sorry about that. We apologize profusely for the minor interruption in service and promise to do our best from here on out to avoid multi-decade system outages.
We do hope that the new album releases will do something to help make up for whatever inconveniences this lapse has caused and that any children who were conceived, born, and raised to adulthood since our last album release will join their parents and/or children in enjoying the new music. Thank you for your understanding and patience.